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Cover image of Shakespeare Quotations For All Occasions (Premium Hard Cover w/ Dust Jacket) Shakespeare Quotations For All Occasions
by A. Mitchell
(Premium Hard Cover w/ Dust Jacket)

Want people to think you’re sophisticated? The creator of this book read Shakespeare’s complete works and found quotations that can be applied to any situation! Shakespeare sprinkled nuggets of wisdom and truth into everything he wrote. This book contains over 200 quotations, chosen for their applicability in real-life conversation. It also includes suggestions for the types of situations in which the quotations could be used. Be the local trend setter who helps to bring back Elizabethan English!

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$26.45
Cover image of Shakespeare Quotations For All Occasions (Paperback) Shakespeare Quotations For All Occasions
by A. Mitchell
(Paperback)

Want people to think you’re sophisticated? The creator of this book read Shakespeare’s complete works and found quotations that can be applied to any situation! Shakespeare sprinkled nuggets of wisdom and truth into everything he wrote. This book contains over 200 quotations, chosen for their applicability in real-life conversation. It also includes suggestions for the types of situations in which the quotations could be used. Be the local trend setter who helps to bring back Elizabethan English!

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$14.95
 
Cover image of Shakespeare Quotations For All Occasions (Ebook) Shakespeare Quotations For All Occasions
by A. Mitchell
(Ebook)

Want people to think you’re sophisticated? The creator of this book read Shakespeare’s complete works and found quotations that can be applied to any situation! Shakespeare sprinkled nuggets of wisdom and truth into everything he wrote. This book contains over 200 quotations, chosen for their applicability in real-life conversation. It also includes suggestions for the types of situations in which the quotations could be used. Be the local trend setter who helps to bring back Elizabethan English!

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$9.95
Cover image of Shakespeare Journal & Sketchbook (Hard Cover) Shakespeare Journal & Sketchbook
(Hard Cover)

Filled with lined pages for writing, unlined pages for drawing, and inspirational quotations from Shakespeare.

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$23.45
 
Cover image of Shakespeare Journal & Sketchbook (Spiral Bound) Shakespeare Journal & Sketchbook
(Spiral Bound)

Filled with lined pages for writing, unlined pages for drawing, and inspirational quotations from Shakespeare.

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$18.95
Photo of the Shakespeare Gift Set (Hard Cover) Shakespeare Gift Set
(Hard Cover)

SAVE $5! The ultimate gift for your favorite Shakespeare fan, whether it’s yourself or someone else.

Includes a premium hard cover copy of Shakespeare Quotations For All Occasions, signed by the editor, and a hardcover Shakespeare Journal & Sketchbook, tied together with organic cotton ribbon, as well as two bookmarks.

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$44.90
 
Photo of the Shakespeare Gift Set (Spiral-Bound) Shakespeare Gift Set
(Spiral Bound)

SAVE $5! The ultimate gift for your favorite Shakespeare fan, whether it’s yourself or someone else.

Includes a premium hard cover copy of Shakespeare Quotations For All Occasions, signed by the editor, and a spiral-bound Shakespeare Journal & Sketchbook, tied together with organic cotton ribbon, as well as a bookmark.

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$40.40
Cover image of Diary of a Substitute Teacher's Aide During the Covid Years Diary of a Substitute Teacher’s Aide During the Covid Years
by Olivia Holt
(Paperback)

Laugh, cry, get mad, feel hope, and sometimes be shocked, reading this insider’s account of what life was really like for American educators, students, low-income families, and geeks, during the early 2020s.

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$13.45
 
Photo of the No Chickens Were Harmed in the Making of This Book (Paperback) No Chickens Were Harmed in the Making of This Book
by F. Lawrence
(Paperback)

A collection of anecdotes and observations, each of which, it is hoped, will be found amusing to some degree by readers. Please note: This book is not about chickens. If you’re looking for a book about chickens, you should look elsewhere.

At the top of this page, it is stated that “every book offered on this page is made up of 100% human-created content. No AI,” so I feel I should disclose that even though this book doesn’t break the spirit of that rule, technically it does break the letter of it, in the following way: there are seven pages in this book which contain a transcription of a conversation that the author had with AI. This was done to show how inaccurate AI can be. It was included in the book to give the author an opportunity to mock AI. The passages that were generated by AI are very clearly labeled on these seven pages of the book.

None of the books on this page contain any text written by AI that the author seeks to pass off as their own.

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$9.95
Photo of The Seventh Salamander (Children's Book, Premium Hardcover w/ Dust Jacket) The Seventh Salamander
by Alice Mitchell
Illustrated by E.J. Mitchell

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The charming illustrations are the highlight of this book. Suitable for an adult to read to a child, or for a child who is learning to read more challenging words.

A short picture book with rhyming text.

Profits from this book will be divided 50/50 between the author and the illustrator.

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$31.45
 
Photo of The Seventh Salamander (Children's Book, Hard Cover) The Seventh Salamander
by Alice Mitchell
Illustrated by E.J. Mitchell

(Hard Cover)

The charming illustrations are the highlight of this book. Suitable for an adult to read to a child, or for a child who is learning to read more challenging words.

A short picture book with rhyming text.

Profits from this book will be divided 50/50 between the author and the illustrator.

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$25.95
Photo of The Seventh Salamander (Children's Book, Paperback) The Seventh Salamander
by Alice Mitchell
Illustrated by E.J. Mitchell

(Paperback)

The charming illustrations are the highlight of this book. Suitable for an adult to read to a child, or for a child who is learning to read more challenging words.

A short picture book with rhyming text.

Profits from this book will be divided 50/50 between the author and the illustrator.

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$19.45
 
Cover image of Pride and Prejudice (Premium Hard Cover w/ Dust Jacket) Pride and Prejudice: Now With Less Sexism!
by Jane Austen
Lightly revised by Alice Mitchell

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Do you love Pride and Prejudice, but wish it were less sexist? This is the version for you!

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$28.95
Cover image of Sense and Sensibility (Premium Hard Cover w/ Dust Jacket) Sense and Sensibility: Now With Less Sexism!
by Jane Austen
Lightly revised by Alice Mitchell

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Do you love Jane Austen, but wish the books from her time were less sexist? This is the version of Sense and Sensibility for you!

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$29.95
 
Cover image of Mansfield Park (Premium Hard Cover w/ Dust Jacket) Mansfield Park: Now With Less Sexism!
by Jane Austen
Lightly revised by Alice Mitchell

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Do you love Jane Austen, but wish the books from her time were less sexist? This is the version of Mansfield Park for you!

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$32.45
Cover image of Emma (Premium Hard Cover w/ Dust Jacket) Emma: Now With Less Sexism!
by Jane Austen
Lightly revised by Alice Mitchell

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Do you love Jane Austen, but wish the books from her time were less sexist? This is the version of Emma for you!

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$32.95
 
Cover image of Northanger Abbey (Premium Hard Cover w/ Dust Jacket) Northanger Abbey: Now With Less Sexism!
by Jane Austen
Lightly revised by Alice Mitchell

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Do you love Jane Austen, but wish the books from her time were less sexist? This is the version of Northanger Abbey for you!

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$26.95
Cover image of Persuasion (Premium Hard Cover w/ Dust Jacket) Persuasion: Now With Less Sexism!
by Jane Austen
Lightly revised by Alice Mitchell

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Do you love Jane Austen, but wish the books from her time were less sexist? This is the version of Persuasion for you!

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$27.45
 
Cover image of Six Novels by Jane Austen (Premium Hard Cover w/ Dust Jacket) Six Novels: Now With Less Sexism!
by Jane Austen
Lightly revised by Alice Mitchell

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Do you love Jane Austen, but wish the books from her time were less sexist? This is the Jane Austen anthology for you! Pride & Prejudice, Sense & Sensibility, Mansfield Park, Northanger Abbey, Persuasion, and Emma are all in this single volume, with the most sexist passages softened or removed. Each revised novel is also available as an individual book, but if you bought all six books, it would cost $179.70, so this is a substantial savings.

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$59.95
Cover image of Read This Before You Read Alice in Wonderland and Through The Looking-Glass (Premium Hard Cover w/ Dust Jacket) Read This Before You Read Alice in Wonderland and Through The Looking-Glass
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This book is a combination of two books: Read This Before You Read Alice in Wonderland, and Read This Before You Read Through the Looking-Glass. Buying those books separately would cost $43.90.

If you have already read Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and/or Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, not to worry. Just read this book, and then re-read Lewis Carroll’s immortal classics, which cannot be read too many times. This book contains the original poems upon which the poems in Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass are based. Once you have read them, you will be better able to appreciate Lewis Carroll’s poetry.

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$24.95
 
Cover image of Read This Before You Read Alice in Wonderland (Premium Hard Cover w/ Dust Jacket) Read This Before You Read Alice in Wonderland
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If you have already read Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, not to worry. Just read this book, and then re-read Lewis Carroll’s immortal classic, which cannot be read too many times. This book contains the original poems that are parodied in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. Once you have read them, you will be better able to appreciate the parodies.

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$21.95
Cover image of Read This Before You Read Through the Looking Glass (Premium Hard Cover w/ Dust Jacket) Read This Before You Read Through the Looking Glass
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If you have already read Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There, not to worry. Just read this book, and then re-read Lewis Carroll’s immortal classic, which cannot be read too many times. This book contains the original poems upon which the poems in Through the Looking-Glass are based. Once you have read them, you will be better able to appreciate Lewis Carroll’s poetry.

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$21.95
 
Cover image of Nighttime Thoughts Memo Book and Light-Up Pen Nighttime Thoughts Memo Book and Light-Up Pen

This is a blank, lined, spiral-bound mini-notebook and a pen with a light-up tip, to keep on your bed-side table. Humans seem to do our best thinking as soon as we get in bed and put our head on the pillow. That’s when we think of things we need to do the next day, which we often think we’ll still remember in the morning, but we hardly ever do. It’s when we get ideas for stories we want to write. But we don’t feel like getting back up out of bed to find paper and a pen. And we don’t want to turn on a lamp and disturb anyone else who might be sleeping in the room. How many ideas have been lost forever because people thought they would still remember them in the morning, didn’t want to get out of bed again, didn’t have paper and a pen by the bed, and didn’t want to turn on a lamp? You might think “but I keep my smartphone on my bed-side table. I can just type things into that.” However, for numerous reasons relating to mental and physical health, it is not a good idea to keep your smartphone near you while you sleep. “But my smartphone is my alarm clock!” BUY AN ALARM CLOCK. And get a Nighttime Thoughts memo book and light-up pen.

Description of pen from the wholeseller:

The Celena Lighted Tip Soft-Touch Stylus Pen is like three great [items] in one. This beautiful pen has a light at the ballpoint tip and a rubber stylus for use on all touchscreen devices.
• Durable metal construction
• Soft touch finish
• Lighted tip
• German technology ink
• Built-in rubber stylus
• Click-to-write action
• Laser engraved

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$24.95
Cover image of Nighttime Thoughts Nighttime Thoughts
(Spiral Bound)

The Nighttime Thoughts memo book is a blank, lined, spiral-bound mini-notebook to keep on your bed-side table. Humans seem to do our best thinking as soon as we get in bed and put our head on the pillow. That’s when we think of things we need to do the next day, which we often think we’ll still remember in the morning, but we hardly ever do. It’s when we get ideas for stories we want to write. But we don’t feel like getting back up out of bed to find paper. How many ideas have been lost forever because people thought they would still remember them in the morning, didn’t want to get out of bed again, and didn’t have paper by the bed? You might think “but I keep my smartphone on my bed-side table. I can just type things into that.” However, for numerous reasons relating to mental and physical health, it is not a good idea to keep your smartphone near you while you sleep. “But my smartphone is my alarm clock!” BUY AN ALARM CLOCK. And get a Nighttime Thoughts memo book.

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$19.95
 
Cover image of Nighttime Thoughts Nighttime Thoughts Pen

The Nighttime Thoughts pen is a pen with a light-up tip, to keep on your bed-side table. Humans seem to do our best thinking as soon as we get in bed and put our head on the pillow. That’s when we think of things we need to do the next day, which we often think we’ll still remember in the morning, but we hardly ever do. It’s when we get ideas for stories we want to write. But we don’t feel like getting back up out of bed to find a pen. And we don’t want to turn on a lamp and disturb anyone else who might be sleeping in the room. How many ideas have been lost forever because people thought they would still remember them in the morning, didn’t want to get out of bed again, didn’t have a pen by the bed, and didn’t want to turn on a lamp? You might think “but I keep my smartphone on my bed-side table. I can just type things into that.” However, for numerous reasons relating to mental and physical health, it is not a good idea to keep your smartphone near you while you sleep. “But my smartphone is my alarm clock!” BUY AN ALARM CLOCK. And get a Nighttime Thoughts pen.

Description from the wholeseller:

The Celena Lighted Tip Soft-Touch Stylus Pen is like three great [items] in one. This beautiful pen has a light at the ballpoint tip and a rubber stylus for use on all touchscreen devices.
• Durable metal construction
• Soft touch finish
• Lighted tip
• German technology ink
• Built-in rubber stylus
• Click-to-write action
• Laser engraved

[Note: Lulu discount codes can not be used for this item.]

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$9.95
Cover image of Mixed Metaphors! The STAB Book Mixed Metaphors! The STAB Book
(Spiral Bound)

A game in two books.

YOU NEED MIXED METAPHORS: THE METAPHOR BOOK, AS WELL AS THIS BOOK, IN ORDER TO PLAY THE GAME!

Create hilarious, nonsensical metaphors while testing your literary knowledge!

STAB stands for Score sheets, Tally sheets, Answer sheets, and Ballots.

For 3-8 players. Recommended ages: Adult, well-read teen, and exceptionally well-read child.

You will need:
Mixed Metaphors! The Metaphor Book, sold separately.
Pencils, scissors, a sealable baggie to keep the slips of paper in after you cut them out, and a table, not included.

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$21.95
 
Cover image of Mixed Metaphors! The Metaphor Book Mixed Metaphors! The Metaphor Book
(Spiral Bound)

A game in two books.

YOU NEED Mixed Metaphors: The STAB Book, AS WELL AS THIS BOOK, IN ORDER TO PLAY THE GAME!

Create hilarious, nonsensical metaphors while testing your literary knowledge!

For 3-8 players. Recommended ages: Adult, well-read teen, and exceptionally well-read child.

You will need:
• Mixed Metaphors! The STAB Book (Score sheets, Tally sheets, Answer sheets & Ballots), sold separately. The instructions for playing the game are also in the STAB book.
• Pencils, scissors, a sealable baggie to keep the slips of paper in after you cut them out, and a table, not included.

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$17.95
Photo of the Mixed Metaphors Deluxe Set Mixed Metaphors Deluxe Set

Includes: The Metaphor Book, the STAB Book, 8 pencils, 3 small environmentally-friendly (non-plastic) sealable baggies & one large one, a metal pencil sharpener, scissors*, and an organic cotton drawstring bag to keep it all in when you’re not playing. All you need are a table and 2 to 7 friends! A value of over $60, all for $53.95.

* Scissors might not be the brand pictured.

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$53.95
 
   

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