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Shakespeare Quotations For All Occasions
by A. Mitchell

Want people to think you’re sophisticated? The creator of this book read Shakespeare’s complete works and found quotations that can be applied to any situation! Shakespeare sprinkled nuggets of wisdom and truth into everything he wrote. This book contains over 200 quotations, chosen for their applicability in real-life conversation. It also includes suggestions for the types of situations in which the quotations could be used. Be the local trend setter who helps to bring back Elizabethan English!

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Shakespeare Journal & Sketchbook

Filled with lined pages for writing, unlined pages for drawing, and inspirational quotations from Shakespeare.

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Shakespeare Gift Set

SAVE $5! The ultimate gift for your favorite Shakespeare fan, whether it’s yourself or someone else.

Includes a premium hard cover copy of Shakespeare Quotations For All Occasions, signed by the editor, and a hardcover or spiral bound Shakespeare Journal & Sketchbook, tied together with organic cotton ribbon.

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Cover image of Diary of a Substitute Teacher's Aide During the Covid Years Diary of a Substitute Teacher’s Aide During the Covid Years
by Olivia Holt
(Paperback)

Laugh, cry, get mad, feel hope, and sometimes be shocked, reading this insider’s account of what life was really like for American educators, students, low-income families, and geeks, during the early 2020s.

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by F. Lawrence
(Paperback)

A collection of anecdotes and observations, each of which, it is hoped, will be found amusing to some degree by readers. Please note: This book is not about chickens. If you’re looking for a book about chickens, you should look elsewhere.

At the top of this page, it is stated that “every book offered on this page is made up of 100% human-created content. No AI,” so I feel I should disclose that even though this book doesn’t break the spirit of that rule, technically it does break the letter of it, in the following way: there are seven pages in this book which contain a transcription of a conversation that the author had with AI. This was done to show how inaccurate AI can be. It was included in the book to give the author an opportunity to mock AI. The passages that were generated by AI are very clearly labeled on these seven pages of the book.

None of the books on this page contain any text written by AI that the author seeks to pass off as their own.

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The Illustrated No Chickens Were Harmed in the Making of This Book
by F. Lawrence
Illustrated by E.J. Mitchell

A book in which the illustrations alone justify the purchase price. Illustrated by the same artist who illustrated The Seventh Salamander.

A collection of anecdotes and observations, each of which, it is hoped, will be found amusing to some degree by readers.

Profits from this book will be divided 50/50 between the author and the illustrator.

Please note: This book is not about chickens. If you’re looking for a book about chickens, you should look elsewhere.

At the top of this page, it is stated that “every book offered on this page is made up of 100% human-created content. No AI,” so I feel I should disclose that even though this book doesn’t break the spirit of that rule, technically it does break the letter of it, in the following way: there are seven pages in this book which contain a transcription of a conversation that the author had with AI. This was done to show how inaccurate AI can be. It was included in the book to give the author an opportunity to mock AI. The passages that were generated by AI are very clearly labeled on these seven pages of the book.

None of the books on this page contain any text written by AI that the author seeks to pass off as their own.

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The Seventh Salamander
by Alice Mitchell
Illustrated by E.J. Mitchell

The charming illustrations are the highlight of this book. Suitable for an adult to read to a child, or for a child who is learning to read more challenging words.

A short picture book with rhyming text.

Profits from this book will be divided 50/50 between the author and the illustrator.

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Jane Austen novels: Now With Less Sexism!
Lightly revised by Alice Mitchell
(Premium Hard Covers w/ Dust Jackets)

Do you love Jane Austen, but wish the books from her time were less sexist? These are the versions for you!

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Read these books before you read the Alice books
(Premium Hard Covers w/ Dust Jackets)

If you have already read Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and/or Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, not to worry. Just read these books, and then re-read Lewis Carroll’s immortal classics, which cannot be read too many times. These books contain the original poems upon which the poems in Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass are based. Once you have read them, you will be better able to appreciate Lewis Carroll’s poetry.

Read This Before You Read Alice in Wonderland and Through The Looking-Glass is a single book that combines both the other books (which would cost $43.90 if purchased as two volumes).

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Cover image of Nighttime Thoughts Memo Book (Spiral Bound) and Light-Up Pen Nighttime Thoughts Memo Book (Spiral Bound) and Light-Up Pen

This is a blank, lined, spiral-bound mini-notebook and a pen with a light-up tip, to keep on your bed-side table. Humans seem to do our best thinking as soon as we get in bed and put our head on the pillow. That’s when we think of things we need to do the next day, which we often think we’ll still remember in the morning, but we hardly ever do. It’s when we get ideas for stories we want to write. But we don’t feel like getting back up out of bed to find paper and a pen. And we don’t want to turn on a lamp and disturb anyone else who might be sleeping in the room. How many ideas have been lost forever because people thought they would still remember them in the morning, didn’t want to get out of bed again, didn’t have paper and a pen by the bed, and didn’t want to turn on a lamp? You might think “but I keep my smartphone on my bed-side table. I can just type things into that.” However, for numerous reasons relating to mental and physical health, it is not a good idea to keep your smartphone near you while you sleep. “But my smartphone is my alarm clock!” BUY AN ALARM CLOCK. And get a Nighttime Thoughts memo book and light-up pen.

Description of pen from the wholeseller:

The Celena Lighted Tip Soft-Touch Stylus Pen is like three great [items] in one. This beautiful pen has a light at the ballpoint tip and a rubber stylus for use on all touchscreen devices.
• Durable metal construction
• Soft touch finish
• Lighted tip
• German technology ink
• Built-in rubber stylus
• Click-to-write action
• Laser engraved

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Mixed Metaphors!
(Spiral Bound)

A game in two books.

YOU NEED BOTH THE METAPHOR BOOK AND THE STAB BOOK IN ORDER TO PLAY THE GAME!

Create hilarious, nonsensical metaphors while testing your literary knowledge!

For 3-8 players. Recommended ages: Adult, well-read teen, and exceptionally well-read child.

You will need:
The Metaphor Book and The STAB Book (STAB stands for Score sheets, Tally sheets, Answer sheets, and Ballots. The instructions for playing the game are also in the STAB book), each sold separately.
Pencils, scissors, a sealable baggie to keep the slips of paper in after you cut them out, and a table, not included.

Or, order the Mixed Metaphors Deluxe Set, which includes: The Metaphor Book, the STAB Book, 8 pencils, 3 small environmentally-friendly (non-plastic) sealable baggies & one large one, a metal pencil sharpener, scissors*, and an organic cotton drawstring bag to keep it all in when you’re not playing. All you need are a table and 2 to 7 friends! A value of over $60, all for $53.95.

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